Sophie White: It’s almost Christmas and my husband and I are at each other’s throats. But if we’re arguing at least it means we’re not Quiet Divorcing

We are two weeks out from Christmas, which means that all across the land couples are at each other’s throats. Christmas truly is the season of giving – giving your other half massive amounts of shit. The pre-Christmas fights range from the deeply inconsequential (what date to actually put up the tree) to the existential (why do we have to have three separate meats for the Christmas dinner?) to the make-or-break-a-marriage type (whose family gets the Christmas morning and whose family gets the afternoon).