Medders at Large: A starter which proved to be a bit too spicy

“Urgh! Owwuuhh!! Eeegh!!!” Medders was in a state of considerable pain and distress. He grimaced. He writhed. He shed tears as he screwed his face up into a mask of livid suffering. While his wife sat demurely opposite him at the dinner table poised to eat, he was in agonies. Hermione was not initially sympathetic.